Being For the Benefit of American Idol

Dear America:

What the crap is wrong with you? I don't know if I want to live in a world where Carly Smithson is in the bottom three. Fortunately (for you, stupid America) she survived. And, as we've seen in the past, someone can survive bottom three and go on to win. (I'm not saying that Carly should win, but it should be a long frickin' time before she's back in the bottom.)

In better news, I got two of the three losers correct. (My archnemesis, Tristi, only got one!) However, I thought Kristy was a lock to go and she survived again! I attribute this to her good teeth.

And Amanda is gone. But, never fear, America! You'll see her name in lights soon, and probably her drunken mugshot.