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Hey, guess what? I have a blog! Who knew?

What I don't have today is a post about American Idol. I have blogged about American Idol six of the last seven seasons, but I'm having trouble getting it to work with my schedule this time around. Hopefully I can fix that.

On the other hand, here are a few neat things:

First, I got to be a guest on the Writing Excuses podcast for the last three weeks. Two of the shows talk about marketing (which is why they invited me), and one of the shows talks about fight scenes (which i just happened to be there for while they were recording, so I jumped in). The links are below. If you only listen to one, listen to the branding one.

Marketing 101 / Positioning
Fight Scenes
Branding

Also, the Whitney Awards are rattling and humming. Go look at them here.

Incidentally, the Whitney Awards Gala is on April 25th, which is the day after I graduate. Holy crap. Back to the real world...

Max

Born 1-3-09. 8lbs, 11oz. 19 inches. Baby and mother doing well.

Christmas Vacation: Recap

• I'm growing a beard. Every year, over Christmas break, the MBA program has a mustache-growing contest, and since I don't want to spend three weeks looking like either Burt Reynolds or a child molester, I've decided to grow a beard instead. On the final day of the competition I'll shave everything but the mustache. If you're very lucky, I'll post a picture.



• I read the third book in my brother's upcoming series. It's quite good, and I think he's going to make a million dollars. If you'd like to read his book, it will be first released in the United Kingdom, sometime around March. Here's a link.
(It will be released in the U.S. in August, I think.) (Those British are so impatient!)


• For Christmas, my son received a toy fire engine and a Buzz Lightyear figure. He's terrified of both of them. Sure, he'll play with them during the day, but at night they have to be in another room, under a blanket, with the door closed. I can't imagine what could make him so scared except for, I guess, a movie about Buzz Lightyear where we comes alive when you're not watching him.



• Holly shut her thumb in the car door yesterday. Last night, as she was going to bed, she complained sadly to Erin about it. "It hurts when I bend it," Holly said. Then her face brightened: "I can still give a thumbs up, though!"



• Erin is great with child. About as great with child as it's possible to be before you explode with child. She's scheduled to be induced this Saturday. I'll be sure to post pictures.

I am officially a bad father

Yesterday was the last day of class, and next week is finals. Consequently, I've been a little busy. Yesterday I was on campus from 7:00am to 11:00pm, and I got back here at 6:00am today. It'll likely get worse before it gets better, but at least there's only one week left.

However, Erin just called to tell me the saddest thing I've ever heard in my entire life: during breakfast, Sammy turned to Erin and said "Guess who's coming over to our house today? Daddy!"

I'm such a lousy father.

Rankings and Dedication

BusinessWeek's 2008 business school rankings have been released, and BYU's MBA program has broken into the top 25 for the first time ever! I assume this is because I'm here.

Here are the rankings:

1 Chicago (Booth)
2 Harvard
3 Northwestern (Kellogg)
4 Pennsylvania (Wharton)
5 Michigan (Ross)
6 Stanford
7 Columbia
8 Duke (Fuqua)
9 MIT (Sloan)
10 UC-Berkeley (Haas)
11 Cornell (Johnson)
12 Dartmouth (Tuck)
13 NYU (Stern)
14 UCLA (Anderson)
15 Indiana (Kelley)
16 Virginia (Darden)
17 North Carolina (Kenan-Flagler)
18 Southern Methodist (Cox)
19 Carnegie Mellon (Tepper)
20 Notre Dame (Mendoza)
21 Texas-Austin (McCombs)
22 Brigham Young (Marriott)
23 Emory (Goizueta)
24 Yale
25 USC (Marshall)
26 Maryland (Smith)
27 U. of Washington (Foster)
28 Washington U. (Olin)
29 Georgia Tech
30 Vanderbilt (Owen)

Also, I've been meaning to post about this for the past few weeks, but I keep forgetting: As the Marriott School is getting increased recognition, it is also expanding. This year they opened a new addition which is a huge improvement over the old Tanner Building. There are many new classrooms, high-tech study rooms, a much larger MBA lounge, a much-improved cafe, and lots of extra space.

A couple weeks ago, the First Presidency and a handful of the Quorum of the Twelve came to dedicate the building. In this picture, you can see President Monson greeting students as the dedication ended.


Here's the rest of the First Presidency:


As you can see, there was a large crowd (which is why I was up on the second level):

Primary Program

I don't mean to brag, but our church's primary program was on Sunday, and Sammy was the only kid on the entire stand who both picked his nose AND ate his booger. I was one very proud father.

Conspiracies, Politics, and Common Sense

Maybe I'll post a full explanation of my thoughts on the election in the near future, but at the moment I want to say just this:

When I was writing The Counterfeit, I read a lot of academic books about conspiracy theories. (Not that my book was very serious, but I wanted my plot and characters to be somewhat plausible.)

I was mostly researching why people believe in conspiracies, and rather than write a big explanation of what I found, here's an excerpt from my book--it's a conversation between the two main characters, Eric and Rebekah (both BYU undergrads). They have just had someone (Isabella) tell them about an elaborate conspiracy. (I've edited it a bit so that it makes sense if you haven't read the book...)

“I need to tell you something, Eric,” Rebekah said, a few steps ahead of me, picking her way carefully around chunks of broken rock.

“What?”

With the penlight in front of her, and me behind, all I could see was her dim silhouette.

“I don’t believe it.”

“That we’re being chased again, and are now hiding in the catacombs underneath Paris? I can’t really believe it either.”

She laughed, but there was no joy in her voice. “I don’t believe Isabella.”

“What part? She hardly told us anything.”

“Any of it, really. I don’t believe that there are people in this world who control things like that – it’s too easy. You know why people believe in conspiracy theories, I think?”

“Why?”

“Just because they’re easy. You remember the midterm in Dr. Vigil’s American Heritage class?”

“Yeah. I remember that I did lousy on the multiple choice section.”

“For the essay portion I answered the question on the causes of the civil war. I wrote seven pages on that thing, all about slavery and the abolitionists, and do you know what grade I got?”

“An A?” Rebekah always got A’s on everything.

“A C-,” she said. The tunnel came to a fork, and she paused, turning to face me. “Dr. Vigil wrote one word across the top of the essay: monocausationalism. When I went to his office to ask him about it, he said that being called a monocausationalist was one of the worst insults an historian will ever hear.”

“Academics are weird,” I said with an uncomfortable chuckle. I had no idea where she was going with this.

Rebekah smiled. “What it means is that the historian claims that something happened just because something else happened. It’s extremely simple cause and effect: the civil war happened because of slavery, or the Great Depression happened because people were buying stock on margin. But it ignores all of the other causes.”

She finished her argument, and then looked flustered. “Which way do we go?” I unfolded the map again and she shined the light on it.

“There’s this dead end to the left,” I said. “Around a curve. It looks good.” The path to the right headed into an area with a lot of right angles and was most likely a former basement.

Rebekah nodded, and headed left. “It’s like what Isabella was talking about with the Pilgrims. I grew up hearing about how they came to America looking for religious freedom too, and that’s true – but it’s not the only reason. In fact, it’s just one of a dozen reasons.”

“And this is why you don’t believe Isabella?” I asked, confused.

“People believe in conspiracies,” she said, stopping and looking back at me, “because they don’t understand all the causes that go into the big events in history. They can’t understand what makes prices rise and fall – I mean, I got an A in economics, and I don’t really understand what makes prices rise and fall. So people think that it can’t possibly be as confusing as it really is, and they decide that prices rise and fall because a secret society somewhere has secret meetings in dark, smoke-filled rooms, and they’ve decreed that gas prices will go up and bread prices will go down.”

“I hate to sound cliché,” I said, “but just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that someone isn’t out to get you.”

Rebekah laughed softly. “I think I saw that on a bumper sticker.”

So, that was a very long way of getting to my point, which is:

• When someone tells you that there is a simple answer to anything, be skeptical.


• When someone says that some Y happened because of some single X, tell them to go back and read some more.


• When someone says "This is common sense", they're almost always wrong.

Why? Because very few of the issues in this election are simple, and because if you believe the issue is simple, then you'll assume there's a simple solution, and then you'll be horribly, terribly WRONG.

I spend more time than I should reading the news, and perusing political blogs. And I'm absolutely nauseated by the complete lack of nuance. Instead, all there seems to be is "I believe X because of Y", or "Politician #1 will destroy America because he believes X".

There is a cellphone commercial that's been running a lot lately, wherein a group of firefighters appear to be sitting in for Congress. The firechief reads off issues, and the firefighters vote -- "800 pages to tell us we need clean water?" the chief mocks. "Who wants clean water?" All the firefighters say "Aye." The chief tosses the 800 pages on the table and mutters "This is the easiest job I ever had."

The message of the ad is clear: these firefighters cut through all the political nonsense--they know how to actually get things done! I think that most bloggers and commentators have this same mindset: yes, we want clean water (or whatever), so let's just vote for it and get it over with. And they neglect the hundred important issues that have to be discussed: where will the water come from? How will it be paid for? What constitutes "clean"? Should it be flouridated? Those kinds of questions are not an example of politicians trying to overcomplicate the issue; they're an example of trying to make the right decision with all the imformation.

Lest you think I'm singling out any party or the other, I am not. I'm singling out stupid extremism. I'm singling out the people who spread goosebump-inducing stories rather than discuss facts and principles. I'm singling out the party apologists on both sides: Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, but also Arianna Huffington and Bill Maher. I'm singling out the people who write silly blogs about how this candidate hates America, and how that candidate is corrupt.

(That was longer than I meant it to be. Sorry...)